‘Tis a glorious day in the world of Liz Brown.
I had my first piece published on LA Weekly’s ‘After Dark’ Sex Blog today, and now even IIII know I’m a real-live professional writer. For a sex blog.
Please God, don’t let me ever be THIS annoying:

If you know me personally, you have some idea how hilarious it is that I’m now passing myself off as a sexpert. The wildest sexual thing I’ve ever done is watch ‘Requiem for a Dream’. If you don’t know me personally, feel free to envision me as a Goddess of Sexual Knowledge. Either way, you’d better read my shit. There WILL be a quiz.
Check out my first LA Weekly After Dark piece here:
5 Sexy Condom Tips for More ‘Pro-Phylactic’ Safe Sex