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Archive for May, 2012|Monthly archive page

World’s Oldest Petroglyph is a Caveman Vagina, Archaeologists Say

In LA Weekly articles on May 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm

You never know what you’ll find when inside a shallow French cave — and we’re not just talking about a hook-up with that bitchy foreign exchange student from Bordeaux.

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5 Terrible Reasons I Want to Have Kids

In Hello Giggles articles on May 26, 2012 at 5:40 pm

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My biological clock is ticking for all the wrong reasons.

Most women my age are burning up with full-on baby fever. When you’re in your 30s, your baby making parts are supposed to be constantly screaming out: “Cook those eggs before they go bad!”

But all’s been quiet on my uterine front. I think babies are adorable. I just don’t want one of my own. I’d be lying if I said I never have doubts, though, especially when I consider all the amazing, special stuff I’m missing out on.

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5 Flowers That Look Like Vaginas

In LA Weekly articles on May 3, 2012 at 1:56 am

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Spring has officially sprung and the floral kingdom is spreading its tulips faster than a newly divorced cougar at Coachella. There’s a reason the birds and the bees just can’t stop making sweet, sweet love to the plant world this time of year. Flowers are just plain sexy.

Check out five flowers that look like vaginas here