I’m on Marie Claire for My Big Lazy Eye

I’ve got my first legit “beauty” piece published. It’s a memoir piece about all of the ways I tried to hide my lazy eye growing up and how it still haunts me as an adult! Diary of a Lazy Eye: The Surprising Story of Fixing My Face I’m currently working on a full length bookContinue reading “I’m on Marie Claire for My Big Lazy Eye”

Rejection Project Month 2 Report: Two ‘Nos’ and a Baby

February was quite a month over at Rejection Central (my apartment). In the second month of my quest for a year filled with rejection, I’ve already DOUBLED my success rate. If you’re new on the scene, you can read about the 2016 Ultimate Rejection Project here In January, I scored a piddly ONE rejection offContinue reading “Rejection Project Month 2 Report: Two ‘Nos’ and a Baby”

Rejection Retraction: I’m failing at failing

I’m an even bigger failure at failing than I thought. I celebrated the first month of Rejection Project 2016 this weekend by boasting that I’d already scored 2 rejection letters towards this year’s ultimate goal of 50. I was wrong. I was sure one of the sketches I’d gotten rejected from the CBS Diversity ShowcaseContinue reading “Rejection Retraction: I’m failing at failing”

Rejection Project Month 1 Report: 2 Down, 48 to Go

  I’m going to have to start working a lot harder at getting rejected. I am way behind. At the beginning of 2016, I set a goal to acquire no less than 50 rejection letters for my writing over the course of this year. See the post here I estimated I’d have to make atContinue reading “Rejection Project Month 1 Report: 2 Down, 48 to Go”

2016: The Year of Rejection

2016 is going to be a painful year, and not just because I plan to squeeze a giant baby out of my delicate lady parts sometime around Valentine’s Day. The pain of giving birth is supposed to be, like, “difficult” and stuff, but I have something potentially more excruciating planned for my new year. IContinue reading “2016: The Year of Rejection”

The Best Photo from My Wedding

It’s my wedding anniversary. I don’t deserve my husband. No,…I’m not saying that coyly. I literally DO NOT DESERVE him. He’s nice to me ALL the time, even when I’m an asshole, which is most of the time. In a pathetic Paula Deen style statement of victimization, I’d like to submit Exhibit A, the aboveContinue reading “The Best Photo from My Wedding”