5 Terrible Reasons I Want to Have Kids

My biological clock is ticking for all the wrong reasons. Most women my age are burning up with full-on baby fever. When you’re in your 30s, your baby making parts are supposed to be constantly screaming out: “Cook those eggs before they go bad!” But all’s been quiet on my uterine front. I think babiesContinue reading “5 Terrible Reasons I Want to Have Kids”

Point of No Returns: How I Got Past My Fear of the Exchange Counter

I’m afraid to return things I buy. I’d rather pay good money for a bad purchase than risk the public meltdown that goes along with a trip to the Returns & Exchanges counter. I used to return things a long time ago—until a very ugly incident with some very ugly sweaters. I’d received three oversized,Continue reading “Point of No Returns: How I Got Past My Fear of the Exchange Counter”

How I Became America’s Next Top Tiny Hat Model

      HOW I BECAME AMERICA’S NEXT TOP TINY HAT MODEL My crafty next door neighbor Lynda is a tiny hat maker. I found out by accident when I knocked on her door last week to give her some misdelivered mail and bait her into a discussion of Dancing with the Stars.  When she invited meContinue reading “How I Became America’s Next Top Tiny Hat Model”